Monday, October 24, 2016

The Purple Cloud Of Gentle Doom (Mementos of a Polytonic)


                     “...and beneath the flag, stretched right across the house,
                      was the thing which spelled, letter by letter, in letters of light:
                      and it spelled two words, deliberately, coming to the end,
                      and going back to recommence: Drink ROBORAL"* 
                                                                                                          
                                                                                                     M.P. Shiel
Canoes:

canoes
aloes
foes
archfoes
floes
felloes
does
hoes
joes
roes
sloes
hammertoes
tippytoes
snowshoes
gumshoes
horseshoes
overshoes
& shoes

but stilletoes emphatically stilletoes even as high-heeled blues.

Undergoes:

oboes
buboes
heroes
antiheroes
superheroes
tomatoes
potatoes
throes & woes

but undoes noes and yoes.

Foregoes no-go's so:

haloes
hoboes
zeroes
viragoes
gigoloes
mottoes
flamingoes
tornadoes
tuxedoes
tobaccoes
piccoloes
buckoes

(which looks too much like backhoes in them thar hills)

bravadoes
renegadoes
desperadoes
commandoes
filibusteroes
magnificoes &
manifestoes

Yet echoes with echoes or echos, vetoes vetoes and never banjos banjoes.

Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man,
when was the Great Vowel Shift
& should there be a comma before the and?

E. A. Costa

E. A. Costa     October 24, 2016   Granada, Nicaragua
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N.B.: *Alise Bulfin, “'One Planet, One Inhabitant': Mass Extermination In M. P. Shiel's
Purple Cloud" suggests plausibly  Roboral—otherwise unknown apparently--was some 
“fraudulent tonic”. It might be pointed out that Shiel was a Socialist and the name is an
anagram of “laboro”, “I work” in Latin, which works either in regard to Shiels or to some
contemporary patent medicine peddler having the very name of the tonic avowing that it works.

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